Type LOAD "". Hit Enter. Press 'play' on your cassette recorder. Listen to screechy sound for 10 seconds while tv screen shows manic blue & red lines. Colours stop whilst screechy noise continues. Stop tape. Rewind to beginning. Adjust volume levels. Type LOAD "". Hit Enter. Press 'play' on your cassette recorder. Screechy sound continues & lines flash on tv screen for further 5 minutes. Cool-looking monochrome picture slowly appears centre screen. Screech stops. Screen blinks. Screen goes black, then white. Words appear. "Sinclair Research Ltd 1982". Rewind tape again. And we built a gaming culture on this? What an archaic thought.