I think Brian Cant is one cool bloke. He presented, along with a few others, Playaway for yonks. It was like a comedy show for kids. It had jokes, sketches, in fact everything that kids don't have nowadays.
One particularly cruel joke Brian played on a schoolkid, was to bet him 10p he couldn't button up his shirt in 10 seconds. The child furiously buttoned his shirt, and by the time Brian had readhed 7, he'd finished and let out a huge cheer.
But Brian then informed him he wouldn't be giving him the 10p, as the lad had started buttoning with his top button and gone DOWN, whereas the instruction was to button it UP.
GUFFAW! I laughed at that kids misery for days!!!!!