Never the Twain was a comedy featuring Donald Sinden and Windsor Davies as a couple of neighbouring antique dealers, trying to constantly get the better of each other. Windsor Davies has ALWAYS scared me. It's that grin he does. I know I can't demonstrate it in text form, but believe me it's a damn scary face. All teeth, a big tash and a twitchy eye (*shudder*). I know there was a spot of vase pinching at one point, but I spend that much of the time cringing whenever Windsor made an appearance, I can't tell you how it ended.